matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018

Ella Dysmorphia

A mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived difference in appearance from, American artist and step-daughter of Kamala Harris, Ella Emhoff.
The difference may be minor or imagined. But the person may spend hours a day trying to fix it. The person may try many cosmetic procedures or exercise to excess in order to look more like Ella Emhoff.
People with this disorder may frequently examine their appearance in a mirror, constantly compare their appearance with that of Ella Emhoff, and avoid political situations or photos.
Treatment may include counseling and antidepressant medication.

I wanted to watch the inauguration, but it would have definitely triggered my Ella Dysmorphia.

by chhtv9 January 28, 2021

Political Dysmorphia

The act of believing oneself to have particular political views, when in fact, they are grossly distorted. For example, one may consider themselves a progressive when they are reactionary, just as most conservatives are just twisted neo-liberals.

The youtube socialist is suffering from Political Dysmorphia.

by TheOtherC-Dog December 8, 2021

Vehicular Dysmorphia

A mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived flaw on ones vehicle.

The flaw may be minor or imagined. But the person may spend hours a day trying to fix it. The person may try many cosmetic procedures or wrench to excess.

Dude, Johnny just rolled the car out the lot and is already “fixing” a bunch of things on it. I think he has Vehicular Dysmorphia.

by Grold18 January 7, 2022

Sammy Desmoni

Sammy is a girl everyone love so nicce and sweet but sometimes a little frail

Wow what Sammy Desmoni

by Bungocon January 23, 2022

Buddy Dysmorphia

when you can't tell if someone is actually your friend

I don't know if he genuinely likes me or if he's just using me to further his career. I think I have buddy dysmorphia.

by four leaf blower February 18, 2022