Drowsy Jack

The act of masturbating to become drowsy so it is easier to fall asleep.

I had 3 Red Bulls before bed so I had to drowsy jack to fall asleep.

I was so wound up last night that I had to drowsy jack 3 times to fall asleep.

by Pathetic White Guy February 18, 2012

turd drowner

Toilet

I'll be back. I got to use the turd drowner.

by malikai13 March 24, 2010

Drowning Fish

A fish,that is drowning. For deeper thought though think of it like this: How about when you have something you craved for your whole life, but now that you have it, its killing you.

Man 1: "Hey man you got all the girls to love you by selling your soul to the Devil,but now they're going to literally eat you."

Man 2:" I know, I'm a Drowning Fish.

by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014

Drowns Syndrome

Urban myth that blames drowning incidents on swimmers entering the water too soon after a meal; supposedly you get cramps and go kerplunk to the bottom. Used by lazy parents who want to get some decent shut-eye after a picnic. Some adults go on actually believing it too. In fact, cramps can affect you at any time and not particularly after a meal; if they hit you in the water they will not adversely affect your buoyancy nor even do too much damage to your swimming skills. If you are in water where, perhaps due to currents, this affliction would likely make the difference between life and death, you shouldn't be there, cramps or no cramps.

Just ask yourself; what do you think the odds would be if you went up to a coroner or pathologist and asked them if they had ever filed a cause of someone's death as "swimming on a full stomach?" No, I didn't think so.

Jimmy was screaming and running along the water's edge and his mum was too fat and lazy to watch out for her kids like she ought to, so she invoked Drowns Syndrome.

by Fearman December 15, 2008

Drowning Dragon

This is when you are receiving Oral Sex and right after you cum in her mouth before she swallows it you grab her throat causing her to choke, caugh and spit it up shooting it out of her mouth. Her making all the drowning noises makes it even better.

How come the Drowning Dragon never made an appearance in the movie Dragon Heart. I guess they should make a X rated version so I can see a chick choke on the mans happy ending.

by IrishRedBalls January 11, 2018

Drowned in the Sun

I've got my hands right now in every wound
I’ve been here before but not with you
I still got some pain but it’s over now
The sun shines on you but I don’t know how

I don't care, I feel as one
Drowned in the sun now
I don't care, I feel as one
I don't care, I feel as one
Drowned in the sun now
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun

I know I’m a weirdo and I like it
So in love but yeah, it’s a secret
I know it’s wrong, but I needed to
To get my hands cleaned of what feeds you

I don't care, I feel as one
Drowned in the sun now
I don't care, I feel as one
I don't care, I feel as one
Drowned in the sun now
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the

Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

Drowning Kid Industries

(N.) Developed by Mr. Rich Texan, (whose past projects include Omni-Pave and Lisa Land)DKI is an international multinational corporation that makes millions of baby accident industry related projects each year. It's also where my Mom works at. (She invented the Baby Crutch)

Drowning Kid Industries is the best Baby Accident related company on the entire planet, so take that, Novelty Cartoon Bandages Inc.!

by G-Union July 23, 2003