iraqi desert bear

an elusive, endangered, majestic creature that dwells in the unsettled deserts of iraq.

Army POG- "Hey there Marine what happened to you?"

Salty Marine Grunt-"you ever try to fight an Iraqi Desert Bear?"

Army POG-"No"

Salty Marine Grunt- "Dont"

by gruntoif3 January 7, 2010

Head-doer

Someone who does someone's head in; An individual who causes severe migraines and headaches to a person of their choice (usually of close relation) to serve their mischievous and teasing ways.

"Bro Angelina and Albina both won't stop doing my head in, legit head-doers man"

"My mum's doing my head in, all she isn't letting me have a break"

"Josh keeps calling me, he is such a head doers"

by Uncle Kamal March 26, 2020

ponchos in the desert

Amazing vocalistic geniusness, eardrum shattering spine tingling drums, and buck wild guitar riffs that will take your breathe away and tear your face off.

O my freaking goodness Ponchos in the Desert is playing at the concert tomorrow. They are SO GOOD!


I am not worthy for Ponchos in the Desert

by Jared (guitarist of ponchos in the desert) February 4, 2008

Desert Spike

The term for anal sex that takes place in a rectum without any form of lubrication and little bits of dried feces surround the anal opening. Rarely a pleasurable experience.

Salar gave that nasty girl a desert spike. She couldn't sit for weeks.

by The Incredible Bulk February 12, 2006

desert mouth

After you have been smoking some weed/draw/chronic you get desert mouth

Also known as dry mouth / cotton mouth

'I have a bad case of desert mouth'

by Goose-Uk April 28, 2008

Doertard

A combination of Dork, Nerd and Retard.

Tiffany you are acting like such a Doertard.

by Brooklyn Fracalossy March 27, 2009

just desert

An idiom for ' to get whats coming to you ' .

It may appear that they're getting ahead by cheating, but they'll get their just deserts in the end.

by foodforthought95 May 11, 2013