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Jorge the Retarded Dolphin

A dolphin who appeared in many episodes of Flight of the Sea Creatures aired on HBO from 1988-1989. Jorge the Retarded Dolphin (otherwise known as JTRD) was a popular charecter who talked with a lisp and interrupted many a person with useless comments.
I love the way Jorge the Retarded Dolphin sniffles with his cute little nose
by STYU Alums November 2, 2006
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Dolphin

Dude is that shark doing back-flips to showtunes?

Yeah, that one is the dolphin.
by Dove de Phoenix June 17, 2010
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soggy dolphin

when a male proceeds to turn a used comdom inside out and slap the female (or male, god forbid) in the face
she said i was too fast so i gave that bitch a soggy dolphin
by dylan worsech March 20, 2008
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DOLPHIN DANZA

When you are banging a chic from behind and you slip it in her ass. Startled she looks back and screams ( EH-EH ). Then you deliver the donkey punch to the face and utter in a south bronx accent "Who's the Boss",,,,,
It's 2PM I just woke up out of a black-out and realized I just paid a hooker $600 to give her a DOLPHIN DANZA
by JOEY COD July 28, 2006
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Double Dolphin

Gay sex maneuver, where a circumcised penis is "swallowed" by the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
NOTE the circumcised penis does NOT enter the pee hole of the uncircumcised penis, merely shares the forskin with the uncirumcised penis.
by Twiggy G April 16, 2009
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Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
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flug the dolphin

A slang term used to describe the act of self pleasure, often used by young males who have recently discovered the delights of the wrist manual or bongo mag.

Also, a dolphin named Flug.
"Shit, last night I cleaned the pipes summit chronic... I flug the dolphin everynight till my tally whacker is red raw!"

Alex, everyday at 2pm retires to the toilet for his afternoon hand shandy. he loves to flug the dolphin so much so that I'm worried for him loosing his sight and becoming a hunchback... the randy mofo!
by Metal Meltdown August 31, 2006
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