Disasterbated

The act of masterbating after an unsuccessful night of trying to bring someone home from the bars.

Matt: Did you bring someone home last night?
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.

by Baldginger December 12, 2012

disaster whore

One who goes to the scene of crimes, natural disasters, etc just for the public attention they get for being on scene.

1) "Steve went to the burnt down ruins of my house just to instagram and say pray for Tom"
"What a disaster whore"
2) "Samantha is headed over to the scene of old man Frank's murder to do some disaster whoring."

by death hunter November 23, 2013

Disasterwank

A wank that goes terribly wrong and usually results in a big stealthy clean up.

Often caused by Backfire, a lack of tissues, an unexpectedly early ending or a surprise intruder.

The worst type of contaminated spillage.

Mike's friend: How come you were so late to first class?

Mike: Oh man, had a Disasterwank and it needed tending to. Looked like a war zone!

Mike's friend: ah hard lines man, not had a Disasterwank in years!

by carbo-fuckin-nara October 10, 2014

disaster fatigue

The loss of interest in donating money for relief, volunteering time to help survivors or general interest in media coverage for multiple natural or man-made disasters. You feel guilty for losing interest and legitimate concern for the people affected, but numerous events back to back is exhausting. natural disaster, man-made disaster, hurricane, tornado, earthquake, flood, shooting, terrorism, terrorist act, bombing, explosion, mass casualty

We have had 3 tornados and 2 major floods this year. I have got major disaster fatigue.

by joecoolthefool October 6, 2017

disaster of 1807

When a bunch of different evil plots coincide at one event and it all goes to shit.
Named after the treason trial
of Aaron Burr in 1807, in which Burr’s supposed world domination plan, James Wilkinson’s plot to get America taken over by Spain, and Thomas Jefferson’s plot to merge the branches of government all crashed together at a show-trial with scarring results for everybody involved.

Bruh, everyone was trying to resolve their drama at the party last night, it was basically the disaster of 1807!

by an entire guillotine November 29, 2017

disaster zone

Shithole place (city, state, country)

Detroit is a disaster zone.

by Saucy1-2U May 2, 2018

Disasterophe

Disasterophe, noun

A terrible mess.

This house is a disasterophe during spring break, and the kids are home from school.

by artbyvanté May 9, 2018