Carpe diez nuts

An insult given by a man to either another man or a woman. Derived from carpe diem meaning sieze the day. Modified to either insult another man or sexually arouse a woman.

Ex. My girlfriend wanted it so I told her carpe diez nuts

Ex. My bro began to bitch me out so I told him to carpe diez nuts.

by Professor Latin March 11, 2009

Direct Conversation

I think a direct conversation where peoples speak face to face or directly or straight conversation clears up alot of misunderstandings and confusion.

Peter wants to do direct conversation.

by Baseer Ahmed August 9, 2003

dIRe_

Very l33t person. Synonymous with sexy, intelligent, good looking and charming.

Origins from the sexy hardware guru alias "dIRe_" on www.gamingeye.com

Blaine: David Beckham is very "dIRe_"-like.
Kawe-_-Sad: Indeed, i wish i was him :p

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

direct-connect

when you use the point to point feature of a cell phone

direct-connect jimmy

by it February 7, 2004

dire reasons.com

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of the body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't very pretty!

by chrism July 4, 2004

directumory

List of names and phone numbers from which one makes booty calls. In higher circles this list is probably considered one's "little black book". Listing may be of heterosexual or homosexual potential partners but the term intones potential for anal sex.

Nadia broke up with me so tonight I guess I will start dialing for dollars from my directumory.

by izzyd September 21, 2007

Direct-deposit

When you eat while on the toilet, also a method to lose weight.

When I'm in a rush, I use the direct-deposit method to save time, and lose weight.

by Urbd916 October 1, 2016