5 definitions by chrism

Parallel formation to the proverbial ugly stick. Something may be hit or beaten with this stick and be bestowed with the attribute 'gay'.
Why is Pete wearing so much pink? Did someone beat him with the gay stick?
by chrism July 24, 2004
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Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of the body.
After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't very pretty!
by chrism July 4, 2004
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Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.
After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!
by chrism July 4, 2004
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best fucking day of the week. the day when most good things happen
so saturday I got with this chick, smoked some really good weed, met up with some old friends, and later on went to sleep feelin' warm with that same chick watching some movie at her place.
by chrism January 20, 2004
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Adjective describing mainly females dressed in posh frocks and heels who teeter around when inebriated acting in anything but a sophisticated manner, despite their apparel.
The girls in ball gowns and high heels were smoking and using lewd language outside the pub and burst out laughing when one of them overbalanced and landed on the pavement, legs in the air in a so-pissed-icated manner
by chrism June 7, 2013
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