Diggin’ Up a Truffle

Taking a shit consisting of several turds irregularly shaped like rough-skinned potatoes.

I gotta run in the shitter there braaaaaahhhh. Imma bout to be diggin’ up a truffle.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

dogging around

When a person, specifically a male, is hoeing around.

person 1: Brittney just told me she has feelings for Derek.
person 2: Poor Brittney, tell her to forget about it, Derek is just dogging around.

by pineappleboy37 September 3, 2020

Grand-dogging

Grand-dogging:derived from the definition this is where people meet up in car parks and watch eachother having sex. Sometime other people join in, but its mainly about watching and getting off on it!

Except in Grand-dogging the participants are OAP's.

"The pensioner became highly addicted to grand-dogging."
Grand-dogging is a past-time enjoyed by the old age pensioner

by joelbyford October 19, 2010

Clown Dogging

Like raw dogging , except you fuck yourself over by being ignorant .

“I’m clown dogging this next test.”
“Look at him clown dogging up that perfectly good opportunity!”

by FenderBender19 March 13, 2019

Guard-dogging

When you want something to not be found so you shit near or on object to deter someone from finding it.

Yo butter cheeks is guard-dogging the hennesy his mom will never find it!

by KingOfKrabsfollower69K.O.K. July 20, 2019

Kushty Dingings

kushty dingings is a nice car (kushty dinger)/ nice situation

i'm tripping, Kushty dingings
haha, Kushty dingings

by Blolhoware youH November 29, 2022

dogging the side

To let down your team or your mates. If you and your mates are trying to get drunk but you're not keeping up with the pace.

"have another pint, you're dogging the side"

by PadraigKelly October 13, 2007