Erpa Derp

A saying, spoken out loud, while acting as a slow or mentally challenged person when someone makes an incorrect action or is unwillingly blind to something obvious.

Guy1: WHERE IS HE!?!?!

Guy2: In front of you in the bushes. ERPA DERP!

by Pink Clay doh April 6, 2010

Purple Derp

A purple retard, or a purple mentally challenged person.

There is a purple derp down in Florida.

by Werty27 May 12, 2011

Herp Derp

A phrase said by idiotic morons who think they are cooler then they actually are.

HERP DERP. I AM SO HIPSTER.

by mmmmmhm October 19, 2010

Derp

Is a word that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions aswell as a wierd fraze such as...Derpdy

Normal person: "Hey, whats up?"

Connor White: "Derp herpa flerp merp der gerp"

Normal person: "Speak normal you derpy dick"

Connor White: "DERPPPPPPPP"

Normal Person: "Calm down"

Connor White:"wa"

by Hammond511 July 31, 2012

Comrad Derp

Insulting name for a Marxist expressing delusional thoughts. When your conversation with Marxists inevitably leads to purely emotional and illogical arguments, Comrad Derp has made an appearance.

Socialism will work this time, exclaimed Comrad Derp.
History, science, and mathematics mean nothing to comrad derp.

by MISTER WA November 19, 2021

hand derps

When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi

I told her, I guess your hand derps.... I’ll finish myself off .

by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018

Ka-derping

The act of being, being with, or being as close as possibly can be, of, or to a Jack.

1; Holy crap, Ka-derping is the most amazing, vigorous, complicated activity ever!

2; Madison is the Ka-derping Queen!

by Starrelle June 19, 2011