Deez Nuts

a type of nut, but you use for a comeback or roast.

Hey! What should I cook for my mom tonight?
Deez Nuts.

by waebynn January 23, 2022

Deez Nuts Id

Deez Nuts Id is a powerful security method that uses deez nuts to authenticate the user. It is now equipped in the DeezNuts Book Pro, the MemeBook Pro, and the Imeme Deez Nuts Edition

" Please use Deez Nuts Id to make this payment of 20 AUD"

by Cling Clong Wang Wong February 5, 2023

Zuck on deez nuts

A childish insult directed towards Mark Zuckerberg

Mark can go Zuck on Deez Nuts

by Not_MarkZuckerberg June 8, 2022

deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

Deez Nuts

someone made a vine saying deez nutz to a mailman

Sally loves deez nutz in her mouth
imagine dragon deez nutz all over your face
Deez nuts-these nuts

by Spawntavious December 19, 2022

Deez Nuts

The person who got 9% of votes in the US 2016 Election

Did you know Deez Nuts did better than Kanye West did

by The Real OSAZAI November 26, 2020

deez nuts

balls or penis

Oh he yelled in the middle of lunch deez nuts

by maverice October 12, 2022