thumb on deck

the act of placing pressure of one's thumb on their partner's asshole.

"Last night Richard put his thumb on deck."

by learn.twerk February 12, 2020

shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

by History is Lit Fam November 27, 2017

Deck Beers

The act of enjoying cold beer on a deck with friends. May include Patio Beers, Creek Beers, Breakfast Beers, River Beers, Hiking Beers, Golfing Beers, After Work Beers, Lunchtime at work beers, Mowing The Lawn Beers, Walking Beers, Cleaning the house beers, Bar beers, New Place Beers, Brewery Beers, Celebration Beers, ect....

I cannot wait to have cold deck beers after work

by Patio Beers July 28, 2018

swab the deck

To stimulate the female genitalia.

"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."

by confusinomiton September 22, 2008

Shuffle the deck

Slang term meaning to masturbate, typically in reference to females only.

Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.

Gaz: You've gone to shuffle the deck haven't you....

by Leeeeeeeum October 23, 2008

parking deck

Parking Deck apparently is what we yankees call a parking garage. It also could be called a car park, although they usually are not park-like.

Looky heaa at this slick new parking deck, ain't she somethin.

by John Stigall November 17, 2006

Inspectah Deck

The fucking best ass rapper alive besides the amazing, Donna "Woody" Wood. This nigga has got the mad hacks on all the bitches like james "Rabbi Glass Masta Y8S" and Ronald "Gbusk" Grzybowski. Don't fuck with this nigga, he'll get Big Nig after you with his bitch ass laugh. He also gets more from Molly then JJLinn ever did.

"Yo Dogg, did you see Inspectah Deck light those two kids up who were making fun of Michael Carl!? He's the fucking man!"
"Father my children Inspectah Deck, you broke ass HONEY DIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"

by Honey Dippppp December 14, 2008