crype

N. Promotion or marketing that is vacuous ( - promotion for promotion's sake - ) or disappointing. A blend of the words crap and hype, synonymous with the exclamation "cripes".

More crype about the new Doctor Who on the TV tonight.

by freewheeling September 4, 2013

Cryptophobia

Those who are users of Fiat currency and have a distrust and misunderstanding of Cryptocurrency. These individuals can be Cryptophobic if they are unable to dismantle their bias for Central Banking currencies and see Crypto for what it can be.

Googling "Is Bitcoin a bubble"; "Is Bitcoin a Ponzi"; "Bitcoin is a scam"; if youre googling these things or if these things run through your mind you might be afflicted with Cryptophobia.

by TheSmallTownSwagMan June 10, 2018

neobrat quickpost cryptics

People whose posts in public forums, in the interest of saving time (at most a matter of seconds), are severely abbreviated and mispunctuated (often via a quickpost application) to the point where they are barely intelligible, if at all. Sometimes these people cannot spell or read to begin with, and they insist on using slang and/or all caps. The nightmarish "finished product" of such posts may actually cause the astute reader to experience migraines and epileptic seizures. I first heard the term used by OwlHoot on sci.tech-archive.net.

neobrat quickpost cryptic 1: 4xampl,thos who rite lik this.u get it,the worse of the worse,tho there r
other xampls not as bad.want more neobrat quickpost virtuosities sent 2 u? (OwlHoot)

neobrat quickpost cryptic 2: LMFAO...@ THESE BRAWDZ...DELET ME BLOK ME...IDGAF...BUT I TELL U ONE THING WHEN SEE DONT UTTER TO YO TO SAY SHYT 2 ME...DNT TRY TO ACT LIKE WE FAM OR FRENDS...CUZ I DNT FUC WIT BOOGI ASS HOES ANY WAY! SO KEEP MINE UP OUT YO MOUF...CUZ I WILL MAKE A TRIP! IT AINT NEVA EEN NO HO N ME! NOW RUN TELL DAT! SHO (lamebook)

by MastaRoe October 18, 2010

CRYPTO

A form of digital currency popularized by the notorious gang of the CRIPS. This currency was created in direct opposition and competition with the "BRYBTO" currency, which is obviously the digital currency of the gang BLOODS.

G #1 : "Yo was Crakin nephew, yo let me hold some Crypto so I can buy some cigs"
G #2: " I gotchu my G, and later we go rob them slobs and take all their Brypto coins"

by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021

cryphy

2 parts hyphy
1 part crunk
mixed with a lil JAB
Blended with hip-hop

"Jane and Jack get cryphy on the dance floor when LEgend is spinnin on 5Ks"

by Legend of the mighty mighty JAB Productions February 22, 2005

Cryptocurrency

You click the button and then you have an imaginary electronic thing that fluctuates in value based on what Elon Musk tweets.

Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency that can make me very rich or very broke depending upon Elon Musk's mood that particular day.

by ReguloNacho June 15, 2021

cryptopsychology

The act of espionage via mind-reading.

"those jailbirds all ran when i used my cryptopsychology skills to spill their secrets"

by kaimollaaay April 6, 2010