by Chris crock 1 June 21, 2018
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1. If I ever buy crocs, please shoot me in my face.
2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.
2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.
by Noltons7 August 20, 2009
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The baddest, most macho, stylish motherfather who ever walked the planet. Detective James "Sonny" Crockett, played by Don Johnson on Miami Vice.
by Crockett1984 March 6, 2009
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by Starqueesha December 11, 2007
Get the betty crocker fuck muscle mug.the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls
dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy
ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night
tim: yeah it was messy
ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night
by gc2008 March 20, 2008
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"A what?"
"A CROCO-ATTACKHELISEXUALIAN!"
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"How could we raise such a faggot?"
"A what?"
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"The fuck is that? Are you gay? I always thought you were a little faggot."
"No, it's a makeshift satirical gender according to urban dictionary - so I thought I'd become it."
"How could we raise such a faggot?"
by Vodka Enthusiast October 25, 2020
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"Do you know the power of cheese, think about it if you go to your friends house and your friend says want some brocoli and your like hell naw, then your friend says it has cheese on it your like , WHERE!!!" --crocodi1e
by fallout3freak March 29, 2010
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