crib dick

when someone who is falling short in length makes up a lie about why their dick is small. their reason is when they were a baby, they tried to escape from their crib, and their dick got caught on a part of the crib, ripping a piece off and making it shorter.

steve has crib dick.

by the ultimate secret2 April 14, 2008

crib

a bed for children like a mini prison

my child was easy to shake in it's crib

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

crib

humble abode

Going back to my crib to catch some winks

by Bungalow Bill October 6, 2001

cridland

To be bossy, overbearing, domineering or dictatorial. Normally applied to your boss or work superior. Comes from legendary despot once in charge popular radio website.

"You coming down the pub?"
"Nah, the boss is being a right cridland - I gotta finish these reports"

by Zhukov May 16, 2007

THE CRIB

Usually pertaining to the MIAMI FL area made up by some studio gangstas in Miami in order to sound cool & gain street cred.

Fan: "Where u from dog?!"
Sorry Ass Rapper: "Im from THE CRIB, oooWeeeOOoo, COMO??!!"

by Port of Miami Capo October 19, 2006

criders

A place where men are men, and the sheep are scared.

The only things you need in Criders are Velcro gloves and tall rubber boots. ;)

by biscuit_ehhh July 6, 2009

Cribbed

Intentionally copying somebody else's work.

Melania Trump totally cribbed Michelle's 2008 speech with no remorse.

by MarchionessC July 19, 2016