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Joey (Creature/species)

Jolichus Bronchitis, a subspecies of elephant. A purple creature with 3 legs who uses its snut to poke and breed other Joeys.
Joey (Creature/species) communicates through actions.
by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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methalogical creature

Creatures only when fucked off on meth-example treeples
The methalogical creatures are coming for me
by Cheekychris May 3, 2018
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the bleecher creatures

somebody from crest wood high school who went to the 1983-1984 tiger statuim and saw the tigers win the world series from the bleechers that year
poeple how skip school to go to th baseball game every day
so in a sence the bleecher creatures
by harley01 August 1, 2009
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma July 14, 2015
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Bleacher Creature

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.
P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!
by pinetard January 5, 2010
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I'm a creature of the dark

Gracie McGarrah is a creature of the DARK!!!!!!!!!! It means I do be a dark creature.
by Dark Creature September 21, 2020
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