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Crackenism 

1. An obscure false reference to cover up one's complete an utter lack of knowledge. 2. A statement based upon one's expertise on knowing next to nothing, but willing to argue to defend their point.
When asked where snails come from Molly quickly pulled a Crackenism out of her ass by saying "snails come from attic moisture, and were put there by Ron Perlman while he was shooting a Woody Allen film in the 70's".
Crackenism by Morgan Fairchild August 28, 2008
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crackish 

Not necessarily a crackhead but has many characteristics of one
Earl is embarassed by his mother because she is so crackish
crackish by konichiwakitty August 25, 2003

cracklings 

Zerglings with Metabolic boost, Adrenal glands, at least +2 attack, and +1 armor. They do so much damage so fast, that if done properly, they are not defeatable.
Dear lord! Those cracklings killed my command center in less than two seconds!
cracklings by Epheras February 6, 2005

cracken' 

When he or she displays their butt crack in public. Usually caused by low-wearing or misfitted clothing.
"Check her out. Her pants are so low that she is cracken'."

or

"That dude must think that he's still in the joint. He has to hold his beltless pants up and he is cracken' all over the place."
cracken' by UD Critic January 28, 2010
The London borough formerly known as Hackney until it infamously became overrun by radical Hoodlamic terrorists
Shall we go to Jamal's house? Nah man allow trotting through Crackney
Crackney by Aidan Brooks June 26, 2005

Crackinaw 

Crackinaw is a nick name for Mackinaw, Illinois. It received it's nick name for many reasons such as: Mackinaw had major issues with the drug crack, also because the firefighters there were heavily involved in it's trafficking of crack.
Have you ever been to Crackinaw?
Crackinaw by Ifuckedpammacy July 25, 2014

Cracking her cunt

I told my mom I was busting her balls and she said she didn't have any balls. I therefore deduced I was cracking her cunt as I lightly joked around with her.

Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.