full court cat challenge

one basketball court and 500 cats

two people lay down at each end

whoever gets more floats to come to them wins

oh shit i knew Elissa was gonna lose the full court cat challenge to jay

by judgeshredd July 23, 2022

Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.

Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. If you're guilty you have a crush, if you're innocent you don't. Evidence such as photos video or audio recording can also be used against the suspect.

Person 1: I just got sent to crush court!
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.

by AppleEater321123 April 14, 2024

Full Court Pressed

An instance of being so pressed that you must defend yourself against a whole team of aggressors.

*Friends are all roasting buddy who's made a bad decision*
Roastee : STFU guys, it's not as bad as it sounds, you all are just stupid.
Roaster : Woah buddy don't be getting all full court pressed on us, we're just ribbin ya!

by HMatzy March 15, 2023

Homie Court

When you have to have a talk with your boy after he did some flagrant activities that can’t be dismissed or tolerated.

Hey bro, you’re going to Homie Court tomorrow. We gotta talk.

by Druski420 August 25, 2025

Chinese Court

Any encounter that leads to you increased scrutiny.

Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”

Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”

Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”

Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?

by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021

bulldoze the supreme court

a popular drinking game

“Let’s bulldoze the Supreme Court! Brett Kavanaugh will love this drinking game!”

by craigdanwi October 10, 2018