Count Skankula

n. The female Patriarch of all lesser skanks.

If I forget to put the toilet seat down, my lady turns into Count Skankula.

by TheJBasser May 10, 2006

Counterproductive

Something that is ment to aid, yet only makes things more difficult

Westwood Highschool's internet blocks are counterproductive

by AdhesiveMonkeys November 2, 2008

Counter Strike

Very addicting FPS that can be fun for hours. Easy to learn how to play and hardly ever gets boring

Damn I've played Counter Strike for 6 hours straight and I'm still havin fun

by SpunCrazyB July 8, 2003

bean counter

slang derrogatory term used in referring to accountants.

i would hate to be a bean counter for a living. i would rather be poor and have a personality.

by RJ April 13, 2003

count your days

When a company got you fucked up for messing up something that they promised or that you ordered

Hulu count your days cause why yall didnt show nicki performance

by SOLO_GOT_JOKES July 5, 2022

Count Vagula

What you call the top dog of all lesbians. Gets more pussy than any famous pornstar and makes straight and gay women alike melt in their panties.

Lesbian 1: God, Susan is SUCH a Count Vagula. I'd love to get in her pants.
Lesbian 2: Me too. We'll probably get to fuck her sometime, actually.

Guy: Too bad that chick is a Count Vagula...

by Pawlah Deen September 26, 2013

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

by janpasi August 21, 2022