Coconut Malled

Verb: Coconut Malled
The act of getting pranked by getting sent a video

Paul got Coconut Malled today by his friend Bartholomew via text.

by bl00dycl0wngutz June 7, 2021

Coconut Telegraph

The Coconut Telegraph is the Tropic's version of The Grapevine. Think of it like two halved coconut shells connected by a string.

You can hear it on the Coconut Telegraph, all dee iland gossip, who did dis and dat.

by SukyfykuS May 5, 2023

Colonel American

The dialect of American English spoken among the social strata whose members have the greatest opportunity to become linguists. Often erroneously described as a General, despite not having earned such a promotion.

There's no rod-ride merger in Colonel American.

by ___alphabet___ July 6, 2023

bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.

After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.

by Surlygirl July 13, 2006

double coconut

Regaining higher brain function that was lost by a traumatic brain injury by receiving an additional traumatic brain injury.

Gilligan has a coconut fall on his head and loses all memory.
His memory is regained by another coconut falling on his head. "Gilligan! You've got your memory back. you must have gotten a double coconut!" -The Skipper

by grilledcheezes December 2, 2011

The Colonel’s Gravy

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.

I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

El Cajon Car Bomb

Like an Irish Car Bomb, but made out of Pabst Blue Ribbon, Dollar tree Coffee Creamer and Black Velvet whiskey. Generally drank by underage teens attempting to make an Irish Car Bomb.

Are you really about to drink an El Cajon Car Bomb?

by NotaTrot August 17, 2018