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boyfriend cleptomaniac

someone such as allie takes a boy and uses him and throws him away like a tampon...and get a fresh one when needed..
basically you get a boyfriend then when you get bored you get a new one and your a player
allie was with steven for a while then she got bored and got a new boy=boyfriend cleptomaniac
by shwibby September 16, 2006
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Cleat monkey

The ultimate Cleatus, When Cleatus just isn't enough.
That guy is just such a freakin cleat monkey.
by Cleat monkey killer June 23, 2009
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Clemtaco

n, (kuh-lehm-tah-co)
a clemtaco is a fart manuever where a person farts in an open book/folder/binder or any thing that opens on a fulcrum (a V shaped opening), and then pulls the sides to create a strong push of air causing a fart to accuratly enter the victim's nasal cavity causing the smell to go deep inside the victim. Causes nausea.
example:
clemtaco-er: *farts in a book*
victim: ... please don't
clemtaco-er: *pulls sides*
victim: OH, COMON *gag*

example 2:
"So I was hanging out with my girlfriend and I clemtaco'd her, she got sick and threw up on me"
by themostDISGUSTINGfartever November 20, 2009
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cleft

Adj "A way of life"

Someone whose entire lifestyle is dictated by modern and expensive trends from Music taste, fashion, friend circles right down to wear they shop for food. Frequently blogs.
Wow look at that guy in his Armani shirt and Audi TT his parents bought for him. He's a complete cleft.

Yes what a clefty bastard.
by hughesms December 28, 2007
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clepto

a mobster, in other words a wiseguy
clepto=member of a mob
by Clepto July 18, 2006
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cleftology

the study of cleftness
what's your thesis on sam jacobs?
its on cleftology richard.
by clarkee December 9, 2008
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Clefting

1) To speak as though one has a cleft palate
Excited clefting - 'I really love those trousers {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

Angered clefting- 'The cat has vomited in my handbag again {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'
by Gonzo1812 September 14, 2010
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