Clam Choding

The act of sticking your wider than longer sausage into the ever wet and bubbly clam sandwich.

John: Hey you hear what Rhagava and Bridget did?
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.

Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.

Clam Choding by Rhagava January 18, 2010

clam jostling 

A euphemism for a particular sexual practice between two women involving the grinding together of the labia and clitoral hoods of each woman upon one another in a scissoring motion of the legs.

A survey has shown that the number one recreational activity for stripper midgets is clam jostling.

clam jostling by garybaldi February 12, 2010

clam scrubber 

facial hair that is abrasive to the female genitalia (aka the clam) during cunnilingus

Girl: "I had to break-up with Bob because every time he went down on me his clam scrubber left me all red and itchy."

clam scrubber by nyaaron May 17, 2010

Clam slammer 

Another name for a lesbian. Derived from the act of scissoring that occurs between lesbian couples.

Man that is one sexy clam slammer, her girlfriend not so much.

Clam slammer by Dingleberry Larry August 24, 2016

clam shooter

Quite simply, a penis.

Woah bitch, I'm gon' spray yo' face with muh clam shootah!

clam shooter by FactRzerO November 7, 2003

clam ass 

where your ass is wetter than swamp ass and it has the stank ass odor.

i just took a shit and now i have clam ass, my girl is gonna hate me.

clam ass by jesse co April 4, 2008

clam smacker 

when two lesbians,well, smack their "clams" together.

wow,that dike is definitely a clam smacker!

clam smacker by Elena June 9, 2003