Chump

A person who wears makeup

“Gregs a chump.”

by Monkeybutt65 August 23, 2022

Chump

Chump is everything. He is the godly figure in the religion Clitorism. Yup. Real women vote for chump. <3

- Live, laugh, Chump.
- Chump is so hot.
- I wish I could meet my donny, Chump.

by chumplover2121 October 20, 2020

Travel Chump

When you're travelling on a bus and your penis becomes erect.

"Oi bro that kid's got a travel chump."

by madman89990 March 30, 2015

Chump's Quote

The act of getting a car quote only because you wanted to flirt with the salesman.

Larry went to the dealership to get a chump's quote only because he wanted to see his crush, Bob, one more time. Now they have been dating each other...

by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021

Chumping

To complete a task with great ease despite its assumed difficulty

Dude that looks so hard, he's totally chumping it

by Bucket1ord May 24, 2024

Chump

Ezra, the friend who is always on Madden.

Ezra get the fuck off Madden and play Jackbox with us, you Chump.

by shacostco December 29, 2022

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018