-damn nigga, that eleventeen year old child you banged last night was whack...
-yeah man, she was a chid. I should have used a jimmy hat
-yeah man, she was a chid. I should have used a jimmy hat
by BigJamesJohnson December 7, 2003
Get the chid mug.A chidget is a particularly short chav, acquiring its name through the combination of the words 'Chav', and 'Midget'.
A chidget's behaviour matches quite accurately the behavious of a chav of a normal stature, however the shortness of the Chidget makes it's chavvy behaviour yet more humurous.
A chidgets voice is likely to be of a higher pitch, however, and it is said that in some remote locations in lower Birmingham, particularly small chidgets can actually communicate with dogs.
A chidget's behaviour matches quite accurately the behavious of a chav of a normal stature, however the shortness of the Chidget makes it's chavvy behaviour yet more humurous.
A chidgets voice is likely to be of a higher pitch, however, and it is said that in some remote locations in lower Birmingham, particularly small chidgets can actually communicate with dogs.
Person 1: Ah! Ow! I think my knees acting up!
Person 2: Nope, theres a chidget trying to happy slap you.
Person 2: Nope, theres a chidget trying to happy slap you.
by WillLDT February 22, 2009
Get the Chidget mug.To pretend to be annoyed with your child for the benfit of the parent of another child it has just upset, when in reality you think what just happened was hilarious and totally justified!
by madlittlealien October 5, 2015
Get the Chidder mug.A term of offence to indicate blatant and uninhibited homosexuality - a black, hairy male, a sex slave for those superior to him (esp. white people)
by Barry Ryan November 1, 2003
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by An Intellectual but smarter October 20, 2019
Get the Chads mug.Usually a black African American boy. And also say boy like boi. Chidikes have an active fun personality. Chidikes are fun to play with. But not to eat with because they often release gas.
by crazy boy troy April 4, 2017
Get the chidike mug.A chide is a needle dick.
by cartman5000 August 5, 2004
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