boner in a china shop

a twist on the old idiom to describe yourself or someone with a large penis. It is hyperbole in most respects but also speaks for the extreme close quarters that one encounters in some china shops. It could also be used sarcastically if someone is known to have a penis of below the average size.

Jim- "Hey Jane i saw your boyfriends wang in the shower at the gym last week, im not surprised that he's been a little shy in the bedroom."
Jane- "Do you mean its small or something?"
Jim- "Lets just say he wouldnt have a problem having a boner in a china shop."

by James Caldwell Maximus III April 26, 2009

wash the China out of it

To remove the chemical smells left over by cheap manufacturing processes.

"That looks like an okay blender, but be sure and wash the China out of it."

by Plasmaguy January 27, 2015

Aunt Flo from Red China

Menstruation; period.

Is your aunt from red China here? Then just lean back and open your mouth.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

chibba

Another word for marijuana.

Is there a difference between "smoking" and "puffing" the chibba?

by java monster February 22, 2008

chinana

an elongated chin that looks like a banana, not to be confused with the banachin

hey that dudes chin is so big, its almost a chinana

by Norman Truddleswick May 14, 2005

chiba choba

a midget of latin descent

a mexican dwarf
Ex."dude did you see that chiba choba?!?!?!"

by jeff $ July 7, 2008

china eyed

The act of smoking so much marijuana your eyes become slanted like that of a person of chinese decent.

Pat smoked so much weed he looked China eyed.

by Stupidpanda November 21, 2013