Breaks Out Celebratory Peanuts

A new online gag made up by a witty college student. Meant to be used online with * to express a time of joy or celebration.

"Yay a new member in our social group!!" *breaks out celebratory peanuts*

"Yay a new friend on my profile!!"
*breaks out celebratory peanuts*

by FlameMaster January 19, 2009

celebrex

old person medication that people will make fun of you if you take it under the age of 65

person one: what do you take for your knees?
person two: celebrex.
person one: HAHA YOU'RE 76 YEARS OLD

by jointpainsux June 11, 2008

celebrate

To drink a lot. Drinking

Lets celebrate this weekend (Lets drink this weekend and indulge in debauchery and belligerence).

by AJ February 22, 2005

cheles

Spanish for tiny annoying fucking little flakes that are in your eyes when you wake up, that you have to take out or else they get fucking annoying. Also known as sleep dust or sand.

Fuck, these cheles are making me blind man. Time to go to the bathroom.

by blackmboxer April 12, 2011

Celebration Ham

an absolutely mouth watering Ham that comes from Spider Pigs Left flanks. Drenched in gravy and covered in Honey Glaze.

Dude, Did you get the Celebration Ham?

Yah, i TOtally did. but spider pig bit off my foot in the process.

by WootAtheists February 25, 2009

Celeb-Obsessed

Someone who is overly obsessed with a celebrity, who the majority of the time sucks, and the person is only is only obsessed with him/her because the celeb is hot/cute/sexy etc.

Celeb-Obsessed girl: Oh my god! I just got 37 new posters of Justin Bieber! Im going to hang them up right next to my Zac Effron posters! Oh wait! All that room next to Zac is taken up by my posters of Taylor Lautner!! Oh well, its ok! I can just put my Justin posters on the ceiling! Oh my god they are all so dreamy!!

by Richard_l835 May 26, 2010

Celeb Crush

When a fangirl (or fanboy) obsesses over a celebrity, repeatedly claiming that said celebrity is "hot" or "sexy"

Girl 1: Have you seen Mikey and Gerard Way? They are so hot!
Girl 2: I don't get how you can have a boyfriend and still say that about people.
Girl 1: Don't worry, it's just a celeb crush.

by herp a derpy derp January 26, 2012