Chalant

The opposite to nonchalant. Feeling or appearing irritated and unable to relax. Displaying anxiety, interest and enthusiasm.

She gave a shit(chalant)

by Bigma/pazza December 29, 2018

Ahmed Chalabi

An international criminal who will bring law and order to Iraq. At least according to Bush.

Yanno, there are times when I think Baghdad Bob was right; most Americans think Iraqis are retarded, but we are retarded.

by Xyzzy September 21, 2004

calgary flames

The dirtiest team to ever play the game of hockey. If your kicking their ass with 5 minutes to go and they put in their back up goalie, you better watch out for a goalie stick hitting unexpectedly wacking you somewhere in your body and their team captain spearing you with the end of his stick

yeah so my team was dominating with 5 minutes to go, so they went calgary flames on us

by chances14 June 5, 2007

Grammatically Challanged

Someone who uses terrible punctuation and couldn't spell if their life depended on it. You are either grammatically challanged by nature, or you have been exposed to txt talkers too long.

my inglish teecher sez dat im inprooving

(My English teacher says that I'm improving.)

by Arran October 23, 2004

Calgary Flames

The best fucking hockey team ever that has played in NHL history. My favorite hockey team. Oilers suck!

Joe: Did you see that last night with kipper getting the shutout and stoning hemsky on the break away with Huselius getting thatt easy hat trick on Roloson?
Bill: No duh I did you retard that happens like every month!
Joe: Sorry man I just like the Calgary Flames.
Bill: Same here.

by Jarome B.T August 2, 2007

Calgary

n. Etymologists are divided over whether it derives from the Latin word, calgarus, meaning "crass," or a blackfoot word, calgaree, meaning, "strange race in cowboy boots who guzzle thick black liquid from the ground ." In current colloquial usage it is slang for "second-best."

Leno is just so calgary compared to Letterman.

by E.J. Cochrane September 14, 2005

Al-Chalabi

A sweaty penis which ejaculates sweaty cum.

The boy was sweating everywhere, his Al-Chalabi reached climax and a pool of sweat flowed.

by Rich, J February 11, 2019