calculus

a ridiculous type of math that people who are losers provide definitions about on a website created for terms that are relevant in everyday conversation to peers
(urban dictionary). These same losers also find it relevant to mention the different types of calculus and who defined it as if that is important. Unless you are a math
major or engineering major then learning calculus has no meaning or purpose to you. And if you do have those subjects as actual majors then you prolly are a
20-something virgin who has never been on a date before with a real live member of the opposite sex.

Nerd: I find equations that use the "chain rule" in calculus to be the most satisfying to solve.
Normal person: Wow, have you ever had sex with a real person?
Nerd: Sadly, no I havent.
Normal person: wow, (yawn) thats a big surprise.

by Skidmark McGee February 18, 2007

Calculus

As 2together told us...calculus is simply U+Me=Us

"i know my calculus.."

by holly January 5, 2005

Calc

Short for calculator. A word in meaning similar to geek.

Girl 1: Ahh that boys well fit.

Girl 2: WHAT!! He's such a calc, man.

by lukaaaaas September 4, 2009

Penis Size Calculator

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.

The Penis Size Calculator is 90-100% accurate.

by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 17, 2008

Calculator Phone

A mobile phone in technology terms, considered to be "Pre-historic" - A mobile phone so old it doesnt even have a camera on it!

Look at that guy there using his "Calculator Phone" - That thing is so old it has moss growing on it!

by Brendan Thomas December 25, 2007

Calcium Pirate

A person who speaks before they think, horrifically ruining any chances. Chances which where very slim to begin with

"He said "I see you found my giant glass of milk" to her... What a Calcium Pirate"

by Majorfail June 18, 2009

Calcagno

adj. awesome-possum, extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear

n. Astronaut loving, math hating, drama hating, threw up during Twilight.

"The episode of That 70's Show was so calcagno, we watched it four times."

by Nicolio008 October 23, 2009