botch

tr.v. botched, botch·ing, botch·es
1. To ruin through clumsiness.
2. To make or perform clumsily; bungle.
3. To play like Marcus in Tiger Woods Golf

1. A ruined or defective piece of work: Marcus' putts

2. A hodgepodge.

Marcus: "wow Jake, I really botched that drive, now you'll have beaten me numerous times. But thanks for giving me the opportunity to play with a boss like yourself.

Jake: "No problem dick. Stay soft."

by theboss22 November 2, 2009

bothermant

1) n. a person, object, or thought that gets you hot and bothered

2) n. fetish

"To me, panties are my biggest bothermant"

"True, Nick McCarthy is hot, but Alex Kapranos is more of a botherment"

by Ali Butz April 30, 2008

Bothing

Bluffing + Nothing = Bothing
When your pissed but you say that you’re okay.

Sammy Bear: Are you ok with me hanging out with Flare??
Llama: ....
Sammy Bear: Whats wrong??
Llama: Bothing.

by The Realesttssssss June 12, 2018

Grilling the bacon on both sides

Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely

"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."

by gruntyphish August 5, 2009

botchy

a project, plan or some other interest is doomed to fail from the beginning

That is a botchy idea going camping tonight.

by Craig Myran January 9, 2005

why bother

a decaf, nonfat, and possibly sugar-free latte

Why bother? That idiot might as well get a cup of filtered water. Save $3.50 and it tastes better.

by Aaron kingerman January 28, 2008

Bothell High School

A kick ass school in Bothell, Washington. Our main rival is Inglemoor. We kick their sorry asses at almost every football game. Their colors are yellow and black, like a fucking bee.

Bothell is known for it's school spirit and partying ways. More recently it has become known for its naked cheerleader scandal.

Get on the blue train!

Inglemoor kid 1: We fucking lost again.
Inglemoor kid 2: Fuck Bothell high school.

by bothellcougar October 24, 2010