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Bitching Off

The feminine of jerking off (as Jilling off is the feminine of Jacking off).
I couldnt get to the phone last night, I was bitching off to Michael Phelps.
by JJ&J October 15, 2008
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Bistachio

The letter 'B' in bistachio stands for the word bitch, and the rest stands for the word pistachio. Basically it means a salty bitch.
Zoey is being a bistachio today.
by emmy.28_ October 25, 2015
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bitchin

Prodigiously beautiful, rad, boss ... etc.
That's a bitchin way to describe bitchin.
by MisterTed December 7, 2015
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double bitchin'

(adj.) 1. Equal or greater than twice the intensity of bitchin'. 2. Really, really awesome.
"Wow! This song sounds double bitchin' through these headphones!"
by Razukin December 3, 2002
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Multi-bitchin

This act involves one man being involved with 2 or more women with no intention of being in a prolonged relationship during the same time period without any of said women knowing. If any of the women is aware that the man is "Multi-bitchin", or if the man has hopes for marriage with any of the women, he becomes a "manwhore".
Tony: You how many girls you hookin' up with nowadays?

John: 2 but trying for 3!

Tony: and none of them know about each other?

John: Nope!

Tony: Damn you're Multi-bitchin!
by Tonst3r September 9, 2010
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Name-Bitching

When people define their own names or someone's who they want to get with as flattering, with wording that makes whoever does this to their own names pathetic.
"blair

the most amazing guy you will ever meet

he is hawt!

he is smart!

he is sweet!

he is funny!

he is a good kisser!

+ gives great hugs!

he is all round everything any girl will ever want!"

seriously, if a guy is named blair, he likes men. how feminine could you possibly get.

"John
An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way."

Correct me if I'm wrong but is john to good to be true? Such an ornery name doesn't deserve name-bitching, because if this were true John Lithgow would at least still have a full hairline.
by youDUMBASS November 14, 2011
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American Bitching

still raising hell even once one has sought and received answers to satisfaction.
"Even after I got my bill figured out, I still felt the need to do some American bitching
by lmaozombie October 17, 2013
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