A sexual act occurring from pent-up sexual tension.
Sexual congress occurring as a byproduct of mental incompatibility, or repulsion.
Can be used in the past tense.
Sexual congress occurring as a byproduct of mental incompatibility, or repulsion.
Can be used in the past tense.
It had been too long since John or Jane had sex with each other and both were looking for some bed rage.
by CdubJ2 November 2, 2010
Get the Bed Rage mug.Used to refer to a significant other who performs so well during sex that any gesture by them makes the person want to go to bed immediately.
My boyfriend changed the washer on my sink and I had to have some right there because he is just bed heroin.
by Digital Hairshirt January 11, 2009
Get the bed heroin mug.Making 'snow angels' on a bed. Can be used against the owner of said bed by threatening to perform Bed Angels while still dripping wet from the shower. Extra evil if still covered in soap suds.
Be warned. Those performing bed angels are momentarily vulnerable to having their clothes stolen by bed owner in retaliation.
Be warned. Those performing bed angels are momentarily vulnerable to having their clothes stolen by bed owner in retaliation.
by Bellagiofan December 28, 2009
Get the Bed Angels mug.little crumbs of a hard food such as crackers that have fallen in your bed that cause extreme discomfort when sleeping.
by tonskie July 12, 2014
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someone who takes only their sleeping concerns into their considerations for sleeping arrangements on everyday, spring breaks, or other engagements. basically the opposite of everybody that had to sleep in the superdome after hurricane katrina except they chastize you for not sleeping on a comfortable bed.
Bed-layer 1:Wow this vacation is gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeet!
Bed-layer 2:Heck yes! i got top bunk!
Bed-layer 1: i got bottom.
Bed-layers 3-4: My obsession with philly cheesteaks, and my judism allows for our fat asses to take the king size. (Female Bed-layers)
Non Bed-layer 1: Well where are we supposed to sleep?
Bed-layer 2:You can use those couch cushions on the floor hahahahaha (Female, yet maleish tracy mcgradyesk devil laugh)
Non Bed-layers 1-4:YOU GOD DAMN BEDLAYERS OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Bed-layer 2:Heck yes! i got top bunk!
Bed-layer 1: i got bottom.
Bed-layers 3-4: My obsession with philly cheesteaks, and my judism allows for our fat asses to take the king size. (Female Bed-layers)
Non Bed-layer 1: Well where are we supposed to sleep?
Bed-layer 2:You can use those couch cushions on the floor hahahahaha (Female, yet maleish tracy mcgradyesk devil laugh)
Non Bed-layers 1-4:YOU GOD DAMN BEDLAYERS OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
by Wortman Defiance i h8 thatcunt December 18, 2009
Get the bed-layer mug.n. the act of entering the threshold of a room at a high velocity and then leaping through the air landing on the bed, in hopes of removing it from the frame, of course with some one sleeping in it.
by Pauly Kaz April 3, 2006
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