Bartley Green Schooll

Best school ever. You might get whipped by one of the creepy french teachers but you might get humped by one of the creepy geography teachers...

Barbara: I went to Bartley Green Schooll the other day, i got humped by the geography teacher
Jennie: Same, but I got whipped by Post Malone.

by Bigrollypolly January 20, 2019

Mexican Bartering

A drug deal, typically for marijuana.

Mexan1: Hey Jose! You going to do some "Mexican Bartering"?
Jose: I'm only getting us a ten-sack.

by ISEEYOASSWHITEBOY! December 5, 2011

Bartell

In dentistry, a "bartell" is the name given to a tooth that is an anatomical anomaly. In order to be labeled a "bartell", the remaining teeth in one's grill must be generally accepted as normal, or even above average, thus drawing even more attention to the one "ugly duckling" or "retarded cousin". Examples of bartells include a single yellow tooth, a single decaying tooth, or a single chipped tooth. Bartells can originate from any number of ways, including a cavity, genetics, or an errant beer bottle drunkenly thrust into one's mouth. A "bartell" can transform one's entire appearance, making even the hottest chick look like an inbred redneck.

"Damn son, that girl would be fine but I just can't look past her frickin' bartell."

"The young lady's beautiful smile had unfortunately been sabotaged by a lone bartell."

by philthyphil February 3, 2010

Bartemptress

Attractive Bartendress

Bartenders are dudes. Bartendresses are chicks. Bartemptresses are hot bartendresses.

Class dismissed.

by MunkySpunkGuy February 24, 2011

bartley challenge

Turning the bartley study rooms into a sex cave where business students leave their VSB virginity behind

Bro: Just put paper on the windows and be quiet.
Sorority chick: Did you reserve this room?
.... 3 minutes later
Bro: I'm a VSB GOD!
Sorority Chick: ehhh... that was quick. (sigh)
bartley challenge being defined as climax

by VSBslut December 15, 2014

bartec

Basically a human Snorlax. He is big, fat, disgusting, ugly, and has an extremely small penis (only about 0.2 inches!). He also likes to play CS:GO. He is the only Global Elite playing on 1 fps.

Girl 1: Eeew look at that fat ugly guy!

Girl 2: That must be a Bartec!

by Ejlesjlslwcskf December 13, 2016

Bartle Farting

Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.

I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.

by KingjackMehoff April 1, 2017