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ah ballsacks

Primarily used by little bi biscuits. This word is solely for my bi babies to use if you are frustrated at how the author of heatwaves hasn’t updated in a long time. Since that story is the only thing that has given you seratonin
Ah ballsacks I somberly said as my heart ached for something to cry myself to sleep reading.
by Sagitusnapitus January 4, 2021
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A Salamanders Ballsack

A method of calling (someone) extremely fucking gay.
by SonnyIsSucky April 15, 2021
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Ballsack-Randalson

Definitely not Carolyn or Simon’s personal yeast infection, but certainly a close friend named Andy or Ellen. A Ballsack-Randalson on the perineum is a sluffing/callused/rot that when clawed fervently swells and eventually resembles a scrotum cheeseburger. Both Carolyn and Simon referred to their poor friends mangina with a gagging incredulity as they made scoops out of both hands and with their fingernails at the ends dug upward and in from back to front as hard as it seems possible. Later I found out that they actually did have Ballsack Randalson. Photos at CarolynSimonEllenAndyDaveHeidi.com
I’d come with you guys to crater lake, but have you seen this (bends over and spreads cheeseburger like growth between vagina and butthole or scrotum and squirty respectively) it’s a Ballsack-Randalson and I’ll be flagging traffic with these scoop hands all night.
by ChonkerLude August 5, 2025
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Ballsack Sunburn

When you're with a girl for the first time and she's suckin your freshly shaved cock and balls while in the 69 position and you hear the door rattle and you panic, rapidly pulling your cock out of her mouth and grinding your ass and stubbly balls across her entire face in retreat cuz your wife just got home.
Q: Damn girl, what happened to your face, its all red?

A: Yeah girl, this mother fucker I hooked up with last night drug his balls across my face when his wife came home early last night and gave me a BallSack Sunburn.
by Bigdaddy Catalano September 20, 2025
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Ballsack Sunburn

When you're with a girl for the first time and she's suckin your freshly shaved cock and balls while in the 69 position and you hear the door rattle and you panic, rapidly pulling your cock out of her mouth and grinding your ass and stubbly balls across her entire face in retreat cuz your wife just got home.
Q: Damn girl, what happened to your face, its all red?

A: Yeah girl, this mother fucker I hooked up with last night drug his balls across my face when his wife came home early last night and gave me a BallSack Sunburn.
by Bigdaddy Catalano September 20, 2025
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Bulgarian Ballsack Beatboxing (Triple B) is a game where you and another friend slap your ballsacks together until one exits the game
Cole: Aye Nigga tryna swang ya balls?
Justin: You mean Bulgarian Ballsack Beatboxing? Fuck yes.
by HankerWanker October 22, 2025
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Ballsacked

When someone gets completely fooled by an AI-generated video or image, thinking it’s real.
“Bro thought that Drake was actually performing on the moon — he got ballsacked by that AI clip.”
by Rickster October 30, 2025
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