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baked

dude last night i got so baked, what happened to that girl i was with?
by Jackson Brady January 3, 2008
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baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.
Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.
by 37 April 12, 2008
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Baked Beans

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017
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Bake Out

When you get into a small closed in area and smoke dope until the whole area is filled with thick smoke. Popular places for this include... Your friend's shitty car, closet, upside down trash can, 8th grade girls bathroom, tent with everything zipped up, and a normal room if you have atleast an 8th bag.
"Hey you guys wanna Bake Out Tim's car tonight?"
by Goatman April 25, 2004
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Shake and Bake

phrase used when someone did something completely awesome
or when something completely awesome has just been said
then you and that other person you are conversating with pound fists.
jullian's friend; "Man, i can't believe you hooked up with that girl Kirstie, dude she HELLA FIIINE!"

jullian; "i know right."

jullian's friend; "Shake and bake"

*fist pound*
by keewahbee February 7, 2008
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wake'n'bake

to hit a bong or pipe filled pot directly after opening your eyes. usually while still in bed. usually someone else pushes pipe in your face.
i was dead all day from the wake'n'bake this afternoon.
by groupie#1 September 26, 2006
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Bake

You've a bake on ye like a question mark!

Bake buckled clean off ye, crazy-face!
by clarkekentyboy April 22, 2009
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