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A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.
"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.
Asstat by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015
hes a akshat
akshat by geh6h6gtrew546 September 18, 2021
a corse fan of hairs that protrude from one's ass crack and become apparent after one shaves their genitals.
asshawk by l'charles March 17, 2005

asshamster 

a lazy/underperforming employee who tries to make himself seem better by following/associating with higher ranked employees
bob is an asshamster
asshamster by lemonlaw95 November 5, 2008
She's a person with an amazing attitude. No matter how hard things is she finds away. She always puts everyone before her no matter what. Shes beautiful with a lot of attitude get you someone like Assata.
Assata is one of a kind thats why people barely know girls with the name Assata.
Assata by kelly brooks bobbie March 14, 2017
A form of person who's cock is so massive he has to get new boxers everyday cause they aren't made for his gigantic dick.
Did you see that guy on the metro, he was hung like an akshat
OMG how will I take such an akshat cock
Akshat by Tthhtt November 22, 2021