aspynn

a verry beautiful girl persaonality wise and looks wise

that girl aspynn is bangin

by gunner k er' day niggah February 8, 2010

aspekt

a rappa who has jus now came very popular 4 trap nigga and more.

a nigga says: did u hear dat song trap nigga by aspekt
anotha nigga says: hell yea dat shyt is hella raw aspekt killin it nigga
1stnigga says: all damn we gonna buy aspekt cd

by loc kryptonite December 28, 2007

Asphyxifailure

When the sexual art of asphyxia goes embarrassingly wrong. It is possible to have a multitude of asphyifailures if there is a ceiling fan or chandelier involved.

My girl Carmen likes me to tie her to ceiling fans with vintage women's lingerie. Unfortunately, Carmen also likes to eat fried chicken. Her weight on my ceiling resulted in an Asphyxifailure. I now know it is much easier just to stroke my weenis.

by Oliver Klothesof October 6, 2010

Asparajiz

Foul smelling male ejaculation resulting from the comsumption of asparagus prior to arousal.

She could wash away the smell of burning rubber after he asparajized on her face during sex.

by David B Weingarten September 25, 2011

Asphyxiate the poultry

Choking the chicken, a.k.a. mastuerbating, beating your meat like it owes you money.

There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.

by Christobon August 8, 2014

Aspergery

Exhibiting symptoms of Asperger Syndrome
Being unable to pick up on subtle and/or not so subtle communication cues

Man and woman at end of meal in restaurant. Waiter takes away man’s untouched plate of food.
Woman: “Are you going to throw that all away?”
Man: Blank stare. “No, he is.” Blank stare.
Woman: “Quit being so aspergery.”

by Yujo28 November 24, 2017

Asparageese

More than one asparagus

will you pass the plate full of asparageese? I like to have more than one asparagus when I eat asparageese.

by Nick Andrea nolte December 23, 2017