Apocalypolitics

The political strategy by which politicans control the populace with the threat of an impending threat.

That speech was nothing but apocalypolitics.

by the DBG February 1, 2006

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acockalypse

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.

I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.

by schweeby May 19, 2014

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Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)

Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."

by Raiken May 11, 2010

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Zapocalypse

-noun zuh-pok-uh-lips Zapocalypse-A world ending zombie pandemic

ex. 1 "Hey,John whats your plan for the Zapocalypse?"

ex. 2 "Damn I cant wait until your cock-juggling thunder cunt wife is devoured by zombies during the Zapocalypse!"

by komodoassassin July 24, 2010

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A combination of the two terms apocalypse and bullshit.

Apocalyshits refer to all of the so-called "end of the worlds" that were supposed to have happened, but simply turned out to be bullshit.

Hence, apocalyshits.

2800 b.c., 634 b.c., 389 b.c., the 1st century, c.a. 70, the 2nd century, 247, 365, 380, the late 4th century, 500, April 6th, 793, 800, 992, 1000, 1184, 1260, 1306, 1370, February 14, 1420, 1496, c.a. 1504, 1525, April 5, 1534, 1600, 1648, 1694, 1700, 1757, October 14, 1804, August 7, 1847, 1972, 1981, June 28, 1981, September 30, 1989, October 7, 1994, November 17, 1997, 2000, January 16, 2000, February 12, 2006, April 6, 2008, AND May 21, 2011 are only a few of the many, MANY APOCALYSHITS.

I will be laughing my ass off on December 22, 2012. ;D

by JSTK October 14, 2011

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