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Weed Wacker

Someone who jacks off while really high in order to make their orgasm super awesome.
"Hey, where did Jerry go after we smoked that blunt?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom. He's a Weed Wacker."
by BeauFIndley May 2, 2010
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Wacker

Someone who straps their phone playing a police scanner under their headset.
Kamil was being a wacker yesterday!
by TGNH09 December 11, 2019
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Weed Wacker

Its a guy or girl that smokes weed and gets high, the masturbates.
Yo dude.
What??
I got so fucking stoned last night.
Oh Yeah?
Yeah yo. I got horny then i beat the meat.
Nice yo (:
Its called Weed Wacking in other words imma Weed Wacker!
by CubzLuva12 December 8, 2012
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A black bitch with braces givin' head
Keshia braces scared the hell out of my love rod...That black and decker pecker wrecker drew blood....But she swollowed and made it all worth while.
by TimAllen April 9, 2005
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Home Wrecker

A person (usually a girl but guys can be one too) who comes into your life and wrecks it. Such as - a girlfriend/boyfriend who controls everything you do, and sticks their nose into your families business, attempting to ruin their lives as well
Dude, Phillips girlfriend, Jen, Is a home wrecker! She's always calling his mom and his brother names. She lives a few houses down so every time Phillip has friends over, she comes and screams at them to leave. By the end of the day, Jen has Phillips parents fighting with her. there's never peace or quiet with her in our lives"
by tiredofthis July 23, 2009
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Waples the Weiner Wacker

One who wacks weiner.
One of extreme gayness who often looks at other dude with a sense of sexual arousement.
One who undresses other guys with his eyes.
Dude your so gay your like Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Laterrence quit being a Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Jared Mccarthy.
by Sir Waples January 18, 2010
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Weakery

Weakery is an emphasized expression of disappointment used instead of a more elaborate phrase such as "that is weak".

In this case "weak" meaning that the person, place, event or thing falls short of expectations, and would not be considered acceptable, pleasant, "Epic" or "Really bringing it".

Weakery is mostly used as a noun.
Example1:

Chick: Oh my god, I thought I mentioned to everyone that there would not be any alcohol served!

Guy whispering to his buddy: Dude, that's a bunch of weakery. I say we snake some of the chips and bail, this place is dead anyway!

Example2:

Guy1: Did you get the latest MAC osx??
Guy2: Hell yeya brohan, it's dialed out!!! I absolutely love it!
Guy1: So did you bring the DVD so I can swoop that onto my 'puter?
Guy2: Dood, NO, I totally dropped the ball, my bad!
Guy1: Weakery!
by Slippery Bannana June 9, 2009
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