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Weakery is an emphasized expression of disappointment used instead of a more elaborate phrase such as "that is weak".

In this case "weak" meaning that the person, place, event or thing falls short of expectations, and would not be considered acceptable, pleasant, "Epic" or "Really bringing it".

Weakery is mostly used as a noun.
Example1:

Chick: Oh my god, I thought I mentioned to everyone that there would not be any alcohol served!

Guy whispering to his buddy: Dude, that's a bunch of weakery. I say we snake some of the chips and bail, this place is dead anyway!

Example2:

Guy1: Did you get the latest MAC osx??
Guy2: Hell yeya brohan, it's dialed out!!! I absolutely love it!
Guy1: So did you bring the DVD so I can swoop that onto my 'puter?
Guy2: Dood, NO, I totally dropped the ball, my bad!
Guy1: Weakery!
Weakery by Slippery Bannana June 9, 2009
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Adjective used particularly in Northern Irish slang language
Used to describe something that is brilliant
Aye mate, that there football top's weaker
weaker by jsmithweyyy April 6, 2007

the weakerthans 

A band with meaningful lyrics. Often melancholy, and very addicting.
"Terrified of telephones and shopping malls and knives, and drowning in the pools of other lives, rely a bit too heavily, on alcohol and irony."
Aside
-The Weakerthans
the weakerthans by Rebecca August 14, 2004

the weakerthans 

the most outstanding bi-polar prarie rock youve never heard. canada rules.
"Have you heard of the Weakerthans?"
"The who?"
"Ah, shut the damn up."
the weakerthans by JKS July 5, 2004

Weaker than my piss 

Used when the flow or movement of something is overly weak, as to say it is weaker than one's urination.
This shower is weaker than my piss!

Fuck you. You punch weaker than my piss!

weakerslo 

n. weak-erzh-lo

Someone who can be wrestled by Pulgore. Usually in reference to Spinal or Dhalsim.
"Spinso, you are a weakerslo!"
"Rubbish sar!"
BUVVVVVVVV
weakerslo by Zangief March 24, 2005

two-weaker 

a person that has been awake for two weeks due to mass consumption of methamphetamine.
this one time i stayed up for two weeks! so they started calling me a two-weaker!
two-weaker by stretch323 August 9, 2010
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