jordan waaland

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that boy is ssuch a jordan waaland

by jordan waaland December 12, 2017

Jimmy Wallace

An alcoholic Beveridge prepared by grabbing whatever you can reach served in whatever can hold it.

Eg. Half a warm beer served in an old gumboot with a taco garnish.

No two are ever the same.

I ordered a Jimmy Wallace at the bar the other day. I was served two shots of bourbon in an ice cube tray with some lightly fried barramundi fillets on the side.

by Stansie December 13, 2018

Wet Wallace

Similar to a wet willy; you use your erect wet cock and penetrate your targets ear, usually by surprise

Is it gay if I really want a wet wallace right now?

Nah g

by paftdunk September 17, 2019

Cock Wallabies

Named from the part of human anatomy, the "cock" mixed with the namesake of the adorable smaller marsupial cousin of the Kangaroo "Wallaby" "Cock Wallabies" Is an expression used to describe anxiety, discomfort and frustration towards a person or situation that must be endured whilst keeping peace...

With regards to a person: "My Partner is giving me the right Cock Wallabies with their non stop talking and needs!"

At Work: (unexpected tasks for a project): "I just arrived at the jobsite Boss, its got the Cock Wallabies jumping all over my knob"

Anxiety / Discomfort /Frustration at thought of umdesirable future situations "I've got the Cock Wallabies just thinking about it..."

by Cock Wallaby January 25, 2020

tom wallace

A person who is categorically wrong

Tom wallace is wrong.

by Tom_wallace March 14, 2022

Max Wallace

milf

Max Wallace is a milf

by iwbfoieusbgr May 9, 2022

Rusty Wallace

When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.

I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!

by anonymous May 11, 2023