When you go to a bar, pick up a random guy, and take him back to your apartment, where you have laid out a tarp on the floor. During fore-play, you slip anal beads into his anus and when he's about to ejaculate you rip them from his ass hole thus causing him to climax and defecate simultaneously. Then you begin to roll in his feces, exclaiming "FUCK ME!"

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Nascar driver. Drove Ford car for many years, switched to Dodge near end of career. Miller Lite was primary sponsor. Drove the #2 car. The previous definition makes no sense at all.