wack slacks

old ripped jeans

don't wear wack slacks to a wedding, unless it's an indie wedding like the ones advertised in iTunes playlists where they play Fleet Foxes and Tilly & the Wall.

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

Wack Bastard

Common insult, usually partaining to a man.

Johnny, you wack bastard, I oughta smack you in the mouth!

by Alan May 9, 2004

Wack-A-Mole

When you're having rough anal sex to the point the person prolapses and you then attempt to beat it back in with your penis or dildo.

Jennifer prolapsed after a long anal pounding so Scott had to play a round of Wack-A-Mole.

by BlackMaj0r June 16, 2017

wack ass bitch

someone who is messed up and most likely from Florida.

Did you see that girl on channel 45 today? She was one wack ass bitch.

by you cool bro? June 3, 2019

Wack Arnold

The work horse and backbone of the United States Army, whose hard work and dedication often goes unappreciated.

I pulled a "Wack Arnold" and worked thirty-six hours straight scrounging for parts so that we can have power in this tent. Now they want me come in at four a.m. to make sure that everybody dispatches their vehicles properly.

by W. Arnold October 29, 2011

Wack A Weeder

To masturbate a man. Can also be used for a woman. See also "Hand Job"

Hey, you wanna wack a weeder?

by Joe Kaios January 3, 2005

Wack the Chain

The technique of stroking your dong.

I am gonna go wack the chain.

by Mr. Leroy September 22, 2005