Zero Wipe Paradox

There is no poop that doesn't require a wipe, because to confirm it doesn't need a wipe, you would need to wipe once.

Zero Wipe Paradox is a paradox

by worm1234 August 9, 2012

Cardboard Wipe

The act of using the empty toilet paper roll to wipe your ass.

We where out of TP so I had to cardboard wipe

by Logano April 9, 2015

Window Wipe

To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.

Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2016

The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.

You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'

by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021

ass wipe

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass wipe."

by x January 22, 2003

Tang wipe

When you take a slice of bread and wipe up the dust off of the inside of an empty Tang jar, then eat it. (What Al Bundy did on Married with children)

I'm having Tang wipe!

by GWR114 September 26, 2006

ass-wipe

One who will wipe the ass of a superior in order to gain false ground.

tesoro is loaded with ass-wipes.

by non ass-wipes know how to say it! October 17, 2003