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Sparkly Vampire

1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.

The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.

Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.

2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
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Vampire Rights Amendment (VRA)

An amendment proposed to provide the same rights to vampires as are given to humans, i.e, they can own property, vote, etc. in the television show True Blood.
Bill Compton took over his family home after one of his relatives died. He began renovations assuming that the Vampire Rights Amendment (VRA) would pass. (characters in True Blood)
by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009
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Vampires

Vampires are re-animated corpses of people who have transformed into blood lusting creatures of the night. Though many theories and legends surround the story of the beginning vampirism, each culture has tailored to suit each societies location on the globe (very similar and antonymous to the theory of god/s in centered religions in different places). Some say that vampires are demons straight from the breast of the devil himself, sent to wreck havoc on earth, others believe that they are the awakened cadavers of those who died unbaptized. Chiefly they are not supposed to be physically able to venture into the light, lest it burn them to re-death. Their weaknesses are said to be garlic, the sun, holy or blessed things such as crusifixes and holy water, poppy seeds (though this myth died due to the easiness of destroying a vampire by spilling seeds onto the ground behind you, for he would have to obsessively count them until the sun came up), wooden stakes through the heart, decapitation, or being charred to ash with a flame.
Many vampire novels falsely depict vampires as recollective of their humanity, in becoming a vampire, one is set on a path to becoming a monster, once transformed, they permanently loose their soul and are bound to traverse the earth until they are killed a second time and cast into hell. They are renoun for either being breathtakingly beautiful, or horrifically disfigured. Either way they sat on the top of the food chain, practically impossible for animals to kill, and much stronger, faster, and clever than a mortal human.
The Cullen family in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight was far from any of the original myths about vampires, nearly breaking every characteristic of the creatures. All of them had consciences and thought of others before their own needs, depicting souls which are non-existent once one is a vampire.

Lestat DeLioncourt on the other hand was a very convincing predator in the Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice. He was cunning, quick, indulgent to himself, selfish, beautiful, and cultured (as would an over-one hundred year old being be).
by Mushroom Hat May 24, 2007
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sneaky vampire

Similar to the sudden werewolf, but can be done on any night. During doggystyle, right before climax, bite your partner on the neck. When he/she whips around and asks, "WTF?!", shoot your man-milk right in their eyes (it'll sting like garlic). When they search blindly for a weapon, turn into a bat and get the hell out of there, Bela. Be home before sunrise.
Kristina had been giving me a hard time lately, so I decided a sneaky vampire was in order. Bitch tried to put a stake thru my heart.
by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006
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australian vampire

This is when you go "down under" on your girl when its that time of the month.
Hey babe, are you on your period yet so I can give you the australian vampire?
by Crossycrossy March 24, 2010
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cum vampire

Cum Vampire or Cum-vampire

1) a woman who sucks cum out of a cock like a vampire drinking blood.

2) a woman who sucks cock with great enthusiasm

3) a woman who sucks cock with the express purpose of receiving a mouth cum of cum.
1) "She's a real cum vampire when she sucks"

2) "My wife was a cum vampire last night!"

3) "I'm a cum vampire- I can't seem to get enough!"
by marriedct May 19, 2008
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Vampire style

Eating out a girl's pussy while she is on her period.
Dude! I was at a bar last night and I picked up this really skanky welfare rat, but it was so long since I scored I didn't give a fuck if I got AIDS!

And so I got her back to my place and I just had some strange self-destructive compulsion to eat out her pussy. But right in the middle mother nature paid a visit. But I was too drunk and I just kept going, vampire style! I don't know if she even noticed but she seemed to like it!

Dude!

It wasn't actually that bad. In fact I think I kinda liked it. I think I'm going get some goth gear. Maybe I can score with one of those fucked-up emo chicks who cut themselves… I bet they like a guy willing to go the extra mile!

Later dude...
by Lo S3lf 3st33m July 26, 2010
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