uncle's tongue

when you pull the extra skin from your ballsack and make a tongue like protrusion with it. Hence, a hairy tongue like your uncle would have.
Dewayne showed Lisa his uncle's tongue and she immediately snapped a photo.
by DirkNiggla April 02, 2004
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Uncle Mark

An extremely hairy man who is sometimes mistaken as Sasquatch. He is often found with a half empty beer can in 1 hand and a lighter, which is never his own, in the other.
That crazy "Uncle Mark" is so hairy & appalling, it looks like he has a sweater on when he's really fukn topless
by Meowmeowrabbit March 28, 2018
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UNCLE TONY

To kick open a restroom door, and then begin to fuck any poor bystander in the ass, while assuring him its ok because you work for fed-ex
Mike was taking a piss at Joshua Huddy's brewery when that man came in and gave him an uncle tony!!
by dont mess with ray February 10, 2004
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uncle taco

Mexican-American or American-Mexican, who outwardly or a variable in choice, tries to distance themselves from their own culture or ethnicity for reason, like self-hate or shame of their own race. may associate with friends or lovers who may be only white, or other races that are`nt their own in a community, where the majority of the population is Hispanic.
will associate only with Hispanic people if they are family.
tom hides, denies or avoids situations where his friends would meet his parents. he is an uncle taco

in a trial where an innocent Hispanic man would lose everything, though the evidence pointed strongly his innocence, lisa in a group of white jurors made value judgment based on everything but the evidence in the case,
his heritage he shared with her, how he was dressed.

she is an uncle taco.
by beanerific November 06, 2010
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Uncle Ag

Uncle Ag Is an American Pedophile who is known to dud and grab moobs of Babies and Fetuses. He drives around in a white van waiting for his prey to come outside so he can penetrate. He also has a signature noice that he makes when he is about to dud, the noise is owwooow
“Uncle Ag just clapped my cheeks
“Watch out for Uncle Ag son”
“ Uncle Ag just stuck a finger in my crack
by SpeedIsSus August 11, 2022
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Uncle Nelson

Uncle Nelson is the act of rape on somebody from behind while the rapist has the victim in a full nelson. Usually constituted by two males in prison.
"Don't pull any fast moves on Big George, or he'll give you the Uncle Nelson."
by Dr. Trud May 06, 2010
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Uncle daddy

A suspicous, string vest wearing man with a high sexual appetite and a thin pencil moustache.
Sophie: is that who I think it is?
Vik: it looks like uncle daddy!
Sophie: RUN!
by Harv13 April 23, 2010
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