Umbergered

1)advrb. Term used describe an individual who has been knocked stupid and completely senseless. alludes to, but may not always pertain to, a well-executed hockey body check on an unexpecting opponent.
2)vr. The act or process of impairing another individual through sudden and forceful contact or collision.
3)The consequence one pays for not being ready or prepared. (ie. skating with your head down)
4)Total domination of one team or group over another

In reference to Buffalo Sabres' Defenseman Brian Campbell's monster hit on Philadelphia Flyers Winger RJ Umberger in the first round (game 1)of the 2006 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Wide-eyed and unable to close his mouth (an image most associated with 'baby time') Umberger was left motionless on the HSBC ice with a mild concussion. Fortunately for RJ, his career resumed in game 3.

"Murph's not a pretty sight right now. He just got umbergered at center ice."
"Our class completely umbergered Miss Anderson's class in the school spelling bee last year."
"I got umbergered in the face with a rock"

by Justin "Irish Mick" November 10, 2008

steel umbrella

The stainless steel rod they stick in your penis and open up to scrape the inside of your uretha when having an STD. It looks like an antenna going in and mini umbrella when it comes out. The doctor will first insert a large hollow needle down the end of your penis, he will the pass another instrument through the centre of the needle, this opens up when it reaches the end, like a metal umbrella, both are then pulled out with the end scraping the inside of the penis, this cleans and also takes a sample, the doctor will then check your rectum for for large anal boils, please note most people who have a STD will lose all there teeth within 3 years.

Damn dude that hooker Kelly gave me VD and the bitch @ the health department had to give me the steel umbrella!

by LMNFB April 25, 2011

Umbrella Raped

When an umbrella is bent the wrong direction by a strong force.

To rape someone with an umbrella.

"The wind and rain was so strong today, I totally got Umbrella Raped."

"If those people sitting behind us in the movie theater don't shut up somebody gonna get Umbrella Raped real bad!"

"Fuck you with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya." - Eminem

UMBRELLA RAPED!

by MuteParrott December 13, 2010

dutch umbrella

if you're a female and you're facing a bukakke or even just a load or two, this is your number one defense.

right before it rains, you grab the sheet and hold it over your head.

boy, i was headed toward some serious bukakke until i pulled out the dutch umbrella

by jimmy the snake February 22, 2009

Umbrellaphant

Main Entry:

1 Um-brel-la-phant
Pronunciation:

Function:

noun ,verb, adverb

Date:

was first Used in a book "The Drawers" by The Driftinghobos inspired by John Lennon's "Sky Writing by Word of Mouth"... crazy poetry for peace

1: A nonsensical creation 2: To overpower, or completely cover 3: An Elephant with an Umbrella as an extension of its trunk

1: Look at that Umbrellaphant! 2: Stop being an Umbrellaphnt!
3: that was so Umbrellaphant man! 4: that UFO was so vast it Umbrellaphanted the sky.

by The Driftinghobos June 30, 2009

Umile

is a mentally unstable sociopath that enjoys the suffering of others. A Umile typically has beautiful brown luscious hair.

Girls have mixed emotions about an Umile, either you like him or you don't. A typical Umile disapoints his parents to the point of insanity. A Umile is qwirky with many passions like knitting and fishing.

girl1: wow look at that fucking guy, why is he eating lotion

guy1: He's probably a Umile

by NIGAFISH February 18, 2019

umbreen

Umbreen is a very beautiful person you all will need an umbreen in your life she’s amazing, funny , beautiful and more everyone loves her and adores her

Hey look it’s umbreen

Friend:omg I need her she’s beautiful

by Bezzy April 15, 2021