tubers

To smoke from a water pipe. pull a tube.

Lets go do some tubers! how about a tuber?

by blank blank April 27, 2007

toner

a nipple that is erect, poking through the shirt

She must be cold because she has quite some toners there.

by hebrew_hammer September 22, 2006

tuberculosis

Also known as consumption, tuberculosis or TB is a common and deadly infectious disease caused by mycobacteria. It attacks the lungs and respiratory system, but can also attack the central nervous system, the lymphatic system, the circulatory system, the genitourinary system, bones, joints and even the skin.

Symptoms include chest pains, coughing blood, prolonged coughing, chills, night sweats, pallor, lose of appetite, weight lose, and easy fatigue. Though tuberculosis is not known for being especially contagious, it can be rather easy to transmit, since TB is spread through infected aerosols via coughing, spitting, speaking, kissing, and sneezing. Tuberculosis attacks everybody differently. While it can take months to years for the TB infection to become the TB disease in some people, it can easily become the full flight disease in some people in a matter of weeks.

If left untreated, TB causes death. (duh)

Since tuberculosis is caused by a bacteria, treatment is available via antibiotics, though there is currently no vaccine for adults.

Due to medicial attention toward HIV and AIDS, tuberculosis has resurged.

On a lighter note, tuberculosis is probably the most overused disease found in historical manga/anime.

Wait, that's not good...

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

toner

to-ner (noun): an erect nipple. This usually occurs when it is cold. The word's origin lies in the ingenious combination of the words tit and boner, giving us toner.

You can just see those girls' toners through their thin shirts.

by the girls of Theta October 28, 2006

Tundra

Perma-stoned. When you are always high.

Dude I smoked a lot of dank week I'm tundra.

by Nayyyte July 31, 2009

Tunder Yank

When a girl stands behind you and pulls your dick between your legs and jacks you off.

Dave couldn't wait to tell Trevor and Taylor about the tunder yank he got last night.

by Knuckle Child January 21, 2009

Noob Tuber

A highly skilled and adaptive MW2 campaigner who sees the opportunity to utilise a weapon and blow up a shitload of whiny assed bitches.

Seasoned noob tubers live to hear how whiny and bitchy anyone who's been blown to bits gets and loves nothing more than to hear the words "He can only use a noob tube,cus he aint got no mad skillz like what I haz" (sic).

I'm gonna blow these whiny bitches to fuckin smithereens cus I love to hear them moan.

Then I'm gonna tube 'em again.

Then I'm gonna let em get a shot off,to let them think they have a chance before tubing the tard out of 'em.

I am the King of the fuckin Noob Tubers. (i.e. I tube noobs).

by Penance4thought April 4, 2010