Tooks

A word used to describe an individual, object, place or event that is so awesome that the word awesome is an insufficient adjective.

Wow, that concert was so tooks!

Oh my word, you are TOOKS!

I got the most tooks email today.

I want to go somewhere really tooks when I'm on leave.

by TOOKSme January 22, 2011

Tootsie Pop

When someone falls asleep and gets a baguette shoved up their ass with a chocolate flavored donut put on the tip. The friends test how many licks it takes to get to the center.

Holy Cow look at that huge Tootsie Pop coming out of Vinny's ass, I cant wait to eat that shit up.

by the cotck August 20, 2009

toolshed

A large gathering of tools

Guy: So where you going to college?
Tool: Wake Forest

Guy: That place is a toolshed.
Tool: Yeah! I know! I hit the jackpot.

by Ron Tacandong May 9, 2014

Tooski

A women of womanly origins with cute checks and nice buttocks

"I heard he likes cock"
- Tooskis Mom

Look at that Tooski! What a wierdo, I think he likes loli?

by LargeAidzzzz696969420XXxx March 7, 2022

Back on the tools

Returning to being single after a small amount of time in a relationship. Returned to having to rely on masturbation for relief again.

Bob's bird gave him the push last week. Poor sod is back on the tools again - his right arm is like an engine piston.

by reginald molehusband October 20, 2016

Tootsie Rollin

The sexual act of passing a solid piece of fecal matter back and forth between two anuses while reaching through each others legs and helping to manually release your parter.

When two people bend over,press their spread asses together, and one shits into the others ass and it is passed back while your jerk and finger each other to orgasm.

Shit girl me and my man was tootsie rollin last night.

So i kidnapped these two sluts and forced them into some tootsie rollin.

by Stubs Magnificent July 6, 2008

Tooks

Someone that you can't live without, the girl of your dreams and the freak of your fantasties. She is that "it" girl, independent and charming, every mother love her and all the men want her.

"I need me a Tooks, she's perfect"

by Da kid Shawn November 13, 2011