toilet toy

Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet

I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.

by The Lust Of Russ February 26, 2018

segs toy

segs toy

A churro

very sexy
dawg
past mod
segs toy
virgin

by Hhhhaaaaaass April 2, 2021

Balls Toy

A Toy used for a male’s balls. Like a female’s face.

man, I just used Gigi’s face as a balls toy.

by MeloXDripp July 26, 2020

king toy

noun; the king of toys. somebody who is a fuck stain shit dick.
you dont want to be friends with a king toy.

that kid is a king toy

by Sam Cole June 23, 2008

Soy Toy

A biodegradable environmentally friendly toy/snack that’s a perfect fit in any family. It has a place at both the dinner table and the bedroom.

Hey Joe are you done with the soy toy yet it’s daddy’s turn

by Scholloar 33 May 22, 2023

crazy toy

A victim of someone's emotional abuse--a human punching bag for hurled insults and/or pessimism.

"You're stupid and ugly. Life is meaningless. Give up hope."
"Leave me alone. I'm not your crazy toy!"

by Zeldas_lullaby March 29, 2015

love toy

Hana haddad, also a term for sex toys and weird 60's porn flicks.... But mainly just Hana Haddad

"Love toy, i might pick you up at like 4:30"

by Gassan the chromosome man January 4, 2018