by Pienapple May 17, 2019
having a toss means having a or masturbating
i was having a toss the other night
by jaza69 December 07, 2008
Having a Dan refers to a person male or female, who chooses to masturbate EXTREMELY regularly!! You don't care where you are and who your with, you'll march off find some quiet corner and have special time.
Walking through the local park "Man i really fancy a Dan"
Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"
"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"
Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"
"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"
by tallfatguy February 08, 2010
To wank
by thewizardandhisfellows September 14, 2013
A corruption of 'Having the painter's in', which means when a girl is on her period, this is instead when a girl is related to you.
It is thought the usage began as the Poynters are a well-known clan of interbreeding and general twelve-toery in Overton, Hampshire.
It is thought the usage began as the Poynters are a well-known clan of interbreeding and general twelve-toery in Overton, Hampshire.
'Did you give her ten of the queen's finest last night?'
No, it turns out she was 'Having the poynter's in'
'Dude, your girlfriend's having the Poynter's in -thats gross you should split up or move to Andover'
'Oh, and by the way, that girl you got off with last night was Having the Poynter's in'
'Fuck! I've been Berted
Yeah we're over. The Poynter's were in.
No, it turns out she was 'Having the poynter's in'
'Dude, your girlfriend's having the Poynter's in -thats gross you should split up or move to Andover'
'Oh, and by the way, that girl you got off with last night was Having the Poynter's in'
'Fuck! I've been Berted
Yeah we're over. The Poynter's were in.
by Jdinsdale2009 May 16, 2009
A clever thing to say when you are otherwise at a loss for words.
Comes directly from the smart-phone boom and their endless applications ranging from farts, to directions, to kitten backgrounds.
Saying this automatically makes you popular.
Comes directly from the smart-phone boom and their endless applications ranging from farts, to directions, to kitten backgrounds.
Saying this automatically makes you popular.
Stephanie: Damn Pat, Tommy and I were grinding for so long last night that my shit still hurts. I swear that kid just doesn't know what else to do.
Patrick: They have an app for that.
Gamer: I is think I should no is play teh Warcraps no mores. Wackin it are becomming chore.
Loyal Friend: Dey is has teh apps 4 dat.
Patrick: They have an app for that.
Gamer: I is think I should no is play teh Warcraps no mores. Wackin it are becomming chore.
Loyal Friend: Dey is has teh apps 4 dat.
by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie February 06, 2010
Among other uses of the phrase, "I'm having a moment" can be used when one is experiencing an overwhelming revelation or is reeling from great surprise or shock and therefore cannot respond to further questions or information before processing the emotion/information and/or briefly recontextualising/reevaluating other beliefs.
Speaker A: "Hey did you know that glass doesn't actually flow like a liquid people just installed the uneven glass thick-side-down. Anyway what do you want me to order for lunch?" (Speaker A presents Speaker B in passing with information that contradicts a long-held belief of Speaker B)
Speaker B: "Sorry, I'm just having a moment right now" (Speaker B requests Speaker A to allow them time to process the novel information before commiserating about the next topic of lunch)
Speaker B: "Sorry, I'm just having a moment right now" (Speaker B requests Speaker A to allow them time to process the novel information before commiserating about the next topic of lunch)
by AzureArmageddon September 04, 2022