extra ticket

A large amount of semen

I want to give her an extra ticket!

by Bonsie February 23, 2007

dream ticket

an ideal relationship

Forget Obama/Clinton, my dream ticket is Pitt/Jolie.

by Monty S March 7, 2008

mole at the ticket window

A protruding bowl movement, about to defecate.

I have a mole at the ticket window and have to find a bathroom ASAP.

by Evans Elves January 2, 2010

Fix It Ticket

A Fix It Ticket is a citation written that can be corrected, you can correct your violation and take proof to court and the judge will dismiss the citation and you may have to pay a small dismissal fee. (Usually $25.00+)

John Doe was pulled over, the officer asked him for his proof of insurance. John Doe couldn't provide proof, the officer wrote a Fix It Ticket, John Doe got insurance and took proof to court, the judge dismissed his ticket, and he payed a small fee for the dismissal.

by DD-ud August 25, 2016

slipknot season ticket holders

Ugly fat goths who wear black steel toe cap boots b like to stand on small animals heads and sit in there room playing cod drinking monster energy or the original rockstar

Slipknot season ticket holders like to go to gothic events

by I'm not a goth May 6, 2018

tickets

refers to hits of acid

derived from the idea that acid creates a "show" (at least in YOUR mind)

"we're getting some tickets to the show tonight"
"got any tickets to the show?"

by Kayla B May 12, 2006

the ticket

the way, the means, the solution, the cure

Put the car up on a hoist and have a look yourself, that's the ticket.

Viagra is the ticket to better sex.

With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.

by Jake March 25, 2004